Got Privacy? (You Probably Don’t)
$32.99 USD
Whether you're on a beach, a bike, or bouncing traffic through three layers of Tor — this tank keeps you cool and calling out the BS.
Specs (for the nerds):
100% combed and ringspun cotton (because you're not wearing sandpaper)
Tri-blend option: 50% poly / 25% cotton / 25% rayon for those who like a silkier feel
Lightweight: 4.2 oz/yd² — breathable but still solid
Side-seamed for that fitted-but-not-restrictive look
Sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US — not from some shady botnet sweatshop
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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