I USE ARCH BTW
$28.99 USD
The “I USE ARCH BTW” tee isn’t about comfort (though it’s 100% cotton and feels damn good).
It’s about domination. It’s about walking into a room and letting everyone know you compiled
your kernel before breakfast and broke your WiFi driver just for fun.
Backyard Bandwidth doesn’t do subtle—and neither do you. This shirt is your obnoxious badge of honor.
Wear it, flex it, and make sure everyone within a 5-mile radius knows you don’t just *use Linux*…
you USE ARCH, BTW.
• 100% cotton for max comfort during endless pacman updates
• Sport Grey 90/10 blend for when you’re too lazy to recompile today
• Ash Grey 99/1 for the purists who like things *almost* perfect
• Heather colors are 50/50 because balance is for cowards
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd²—light enough to outpace a bloated distro
• Open-end yarn (like open-source, but on your chest)
• Tubular fabric—just like your rolling release lifestyle
• Taped neck and shoulders because you’ll be carrying the weight of lesser distros
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem for extra durability when you rage-quit Gnome
Disclaimers:
• White variant may look slightly off-white—deal with it, you’re used to broken packages anyway.
• Natural color may contain speckles—consider it “custom patching.”
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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