Privacy > FBI
$28.99 USD
This ain't your average tee. It's 100% cotton (unless it’s not—see below), tough enough for late-night server swaps and soft enough for dumpster naps behind data centers. Clean cut, street-legal, and built for layering when you need to blend in or black out.
Wear it to court. Wear it to DEFCON. Wear it while deleting your entire existence. Just don’t wear it for the Feds.
Specs (for the nerds):
- 100% cotton (unless it’s being difficult)
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
- Heather Colors: 50/50 cotton/poly conspiracy blend
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – heavy enough to matter
- Open-end yarn & tubular build (no side seams, more comfort for chaos)
- Taped neck and shoulders to stay in place when you're on the move
- Double seams at the edges 'cause we don’t do single points of failure
- Sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico (no backdoors here)
Heads up:
- “White” might look like it’s seen some things. That’s normal.
- “Natural” has flecks. Call it texture. Call it entropy. It’s intentional.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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